USELESS MACHINE · 4.5 V

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Owner's manual

Model UM-3 · 4.5 V
Operation
Flip the switch. The machine flips it back. Repeat as often as you like: it will not get bored, but it will wear out (see Service life).
Efficiency
Each use turns 3.1 J from the batteries (4.5 V × 0.3 A × 2.3 s) into 0 J of useful work: an efficiency of 0.000%.
Lubrication
Every 2,000 uses, a thin film of PTFE silicone grease on the gear teeth (some petroleum greases soften plastic gears) and one drop of sewing-machine oil on the door's hinge pin. The motor's bearings are sealed: leave them dry. No WD-40: it is a solvent, and it washes the grease out.
Service life
12,500 uses. At 10 uses a day that is about 3 years and 5 months. The limit switch (1,000,000 operations) and the motor's brushes (about 780,000 uses) will outlive it.
Troubleshooting
Arm stops short of the lever: batteries below 1.1 V a cell. Arm reaches the lever but cannot flip it: NiMH cells, or grease on the lever. Door stays open: a torsion spring has slipped off its rivet. Arm comes out on its own: the play button in the corner is on.
Warranty
12 months or 12,500 uses, whichever comes first. Void if the machine is used for anything useful.

Last change · firmware v3.0.1: fixed a bug where the machine was briefly useful.

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